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A Texas Blessing


Note: If you are not a resident of TEXAS or never have lived in the hot, humid Southwest, you may not understand the weight of this blessing!

Bless this house, oh Lord, we cry.

Please keep it cool in mid-July.

Bless the walls where termites dine,

While ants and roaches march in time.

Bless our yard where spiders pass

Fire ant castles in the grass.

Bless the garage, a home to please

Carpenter beetles, ticks and fleas.

Bless the love bugs, two by two,

the gnats and mosquitoes that feed on you.

Millions of creatures that fly or crawl,

in TEXAS , Lord, you've put them all!!

But this is home, and here we'll stay,

So thank you Lord, for insect spray.


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Submitted on: 3 October 2006 by HNIC
Joke ID: 2034


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