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Just a steel town gorilla on a Daturday night looking for the time of his life!
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Gizzy taking a nap
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And they say women are bad drivers!
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... and no where to go.
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Looks just like a human to me - what do you think?
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I can't wait to get home and terrorize the dog!
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People, let me tell you about my best friend ?
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That's what you get for feeding me dry cat food!
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Do it to me one more time!
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BRRR - it's cold in here!
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I was MUCH bigger!,
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This is an awesome video of giraffes fighting in the wild. Pretty amazing how they do it.
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Let the wiggle begin!
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Throw me another one!
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Can you say window washer?
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This is one happy Panda!
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They could go out of business by offer such discounts (sarcasm)!
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This is an inventive mohawk .. I wonder if his name is Ken.
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This guys must be cold .. brrrrrrr!
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Slide Sally, slide!
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Q. You are trapped in a room with a lawyer, tiger and lion; you have a gun with two bullets -- what do you do? A. Shoot the lawyer twice!!
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As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him ...
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A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?" The little boy replied ...
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A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed ...

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A Louisiana State Trooper pulled a car over on US165 about 2 miles south of the Louisiana/Arkansas State line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a magici ...

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Courtroom Drama

St Louis Mo.

A seven-year old boy was at the center of a St Louis County court room drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

...

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The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tol ...
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This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States and Canada that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities w ...
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In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. ...
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1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself ...

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Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When ...

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1. Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink t ...

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Imagine, if you will, your computer suddenly starts making a weird noise....a noise you've never heard any computer make.

While you can't quite figure out what the noise is, you describe it as ...

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Nice cartoon rendition of a classic joke.

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A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. -Tim Allen

Never date a woman whose father calls her "Princess." Chances are she believes it. - Anonymous

Co ...

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Send this to a friend to make their day!
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A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat...

The husband answers and says, "I'm sorry dear, but I'm up to my neck in work today."

The wife replies, "But I've got some good news and s ...

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A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.

He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education. He decid ...

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Here is a family of Mandolin's -- they even have names.
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A friend of mine works at a waste treatment plant and was present during a visit from the Department of Natural Resources.

During the visit she was asked if any endangered species live around th ...

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1. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

2. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anythi ...

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This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So, he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally ...

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This would freak me out too!
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Gentlemen,

I offer you a story that reveals the deepest mystery known to man. Learn it, know it and live it...

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring ...

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  • You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.
  • Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.
  • You've ever re-used a paper plate.
  • If you have a complet ...
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Here's who ruined casual Fridays.
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Dear Consumers:

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS TENNESSEE EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the STATE of TENNESSEE.

If you have one of thes ...

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Big Mud Puddles and Sunny Yellow Dandelions Author Unknown

When I look at a patch of dandelions, I see a bunch of weeds that are going to take over my yard.

My kids see flowers for Mom and ...

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Some things you keep.

Like good teeth.

Warm coats.

Bald husbands.

They're good for you, reliable and practical and so sublime that to throw them away would make the garbage man a th ...

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Looking back, it's hard to believe that we have lived as long as we have...

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day ...

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Palm Pilot for a red neck.

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How would you like this crappy job.
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DEPT. OF HOMELAND SECURITY FORM NO. 1

We've just been notified by Security that there have been 6 suspected terrorists working out of your office. Five of the six have been apprehended.

Bin ...

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A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by his patients while he was performing colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
...

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In Arkansas, a guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black ...

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1. Falling in love.

2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.

3. A hot shower.

4. No lines at the supermarket

5. A special glance.

6. Getting mail

7. Taking a drive on a pretty r ...

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There's a fellow who is a golf fanatic. Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golf's all day long, 36 holes sometimes.

Well, one Saturday morning he gets ...

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The definition of Karma.
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Kenny gets his via Karma!!
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Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and s ...

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Cheater parody from Game 2 of the 2006 World Series.
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Great 2006 World Series funny.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me...I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it suppose ...

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Twas the night of thanksgiving, I just couldn't sleep
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned - the dark meat and white
But I fought the temptation ...

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Classes for men at our local learning center for adults. Sign-up by September 25th.

NOTE: Due to the complex and difficult level of these courses, a maximum of 8 participants will be accepted f ...

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Today ... I wish you a day of ordinary miracles-

  • A fresh pot of coffee you didn't have to make yourself.
  • An unexpected phone call from an old friend.
  • Green stoplights ...
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May there always be work for your hands to do;
May your purse always hold a coin or two;
May the sun always shine on your windowpane;
May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain; < ...

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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments ...

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Great way to win an argument.
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Stroll with me.... close your eyes.... and go back... before the Internet... before bombings, aids, before semiautomatics and crack... before

SEGA or Super Nintendo... way back!

I'm talking ...

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How things have changed.
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In what was at first believed to be a hoax perpetrated by disgruntled fans, the Edward Jones Dome in St. Louis was evacuated today for nearly two hours when one of the players, on the way to the lo ...

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20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno
19. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver
18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Dan Marino
17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by HILLARY CLINTON
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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven...don't step on the ducks." So they entered heaven, and sure eno ...

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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everyth ...

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