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Undertaker Always Looking For More Business


Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he asked.

"He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years oder than I am."

"Really?" the undertaker said. "Hardly worth going home, wouldn't you say?"


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Submitted on: 2 December 1998 by Ropa
Joke ID: 971


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