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The difference between Men and Women:
Two versions of getting a haircut.
Women's version:

Woman 2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman 1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she was gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman 2: Oh Lord no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut
like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you
could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute Ithink.
I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent
my long neck.

Woman 2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck!
Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman 1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your
shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms -
see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

Men's version:

Man2: Haircut?
Man1: Yeah.

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Submitted on: 3 September 1998 by The Salty Sailor
Joke ID: 3

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