7. You write executive summaries on your love letters.
8. Your Valentine's Day cards have bullet points.
9. You think that it's actually efficient to write a ten page presentation with six other people you don't know.
10. You celebrate your wedding anniversary by conducting a performance review.
11. You believe you never have any problems in your life, just "issues" and "improvement opportunities."
12. You explain to your bank manager that you prefer to think of yourself as "highly leveraged" as opposed to "in debt."
13. You end every argument by saying "let's talk about this off-line."
14. You can explain to somebody the difference between "re-engineering," "down-sizing," "right-sizing," and "firing people's butts."
15. You actually believe your explanation in number 14.
16. You talk to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late.
17. You refer to your significant other as "my co-CEO."
18. You like both types of sandwiches: ham and turkey.
19. You start to feel sorry for Dilbert's boss.
20. You account for your tuition as a capital expenditure instead of an expense.
21. You insist that you do some more market research before you and your spouse produce another child.
22. At your last family reunion, you wanted to have an emergency meeting about their brand equity.
23. Your "deliverable" for Sunday evening is clean laundry and paid bills.
24. You use the term "value-added" without falling down laughing.
25. You give constructive feedback to your dog.
