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You Can Tell If A System Belongs To A Redneck If

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You can tell if a System belongs to a Redneck if:

10) The monitor is up on blocks.
9) Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8) The six front keys have rotted out.
7) The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts stored in them.
6) The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5) The password is "Bubba"
4) There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3) There's a Skoal can in the CD ROM Drive.
2) The Keyboard is camouflaged.
1) The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

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Submitted on: 22 July 1998 by The Big M
Joke ID: 829

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