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On the 6th day, God turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said "Today I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty, it shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautifully sparkly lakes bountiful with carp and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, rivers stocked with salmon".

God continued "I shall call these inhabitants 'Canadians', they shall be known as the most friendly people on earth."

"But Lord" asked Gabriel, "Don't you think that you are being too generous to these Canadians?"

"Not really", replied God. "Just wait until you see the neighbours I am going to give them".


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Submitted on: 11 September 1998 by The Big M
Joke ID: 662


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