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Anagrams


Wonder who had the time (and inclination) to figure these out.....

An ANAGRAM, as we all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase.

The following examples are quite astounding!

Dormitory = Dirty Room
Evangelist = Evil's Agent
Desperation = A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity = Is No Amity
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
Semolina = Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Contradiction = Accord not in it

This one's amazing:
From Hamlet by Shakespeare
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. = In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

Politicians:
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George Herbert Walker Bush = Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
George Bush = He bugs Gore
Ross Perot = SS Trooper
Ronald Wilson Reagan = A long-insane Warlord (or Insane Anglo warlord)
Ronald Reagan = A darn long era
Leroy Newton Gingrich = Yon Right-winger Clone
Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer
The Conservative Party = Teacher in vast poverty
And the grand finale:
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." --Neil A. Armstrong = A thin man ran;makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!


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Submitted on: 4 June 1998 by Stephanie Varga
Joke ID: 512


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