"The Law of Volunteering"-If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let it lead.
"The Law of Avoiding Oversell"-When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
"The Law of Common Sense"-Never accept a drink from a urologist.
"The Law of Reality"-Never get into fights with ugly people. They have nothing to lose.
"The Law of Self Sacrifice"-When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
"The Law of Motivation"-Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
"Boob's Law"-You always find something in the last place you look.
"Weiler's Law"-Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it alone.
"Law of Probable Dispersal"-Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
"Law of Volunteer Labor"-People are always available for work in the past tense.
"Conway's Law"-In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.
"Iron Law of Distribution"-Whoever that has gets.
"Law of Cybernetic Entomology"-There is always one more bug.
"Law of Drunkedness" - You can't fall off the floor.
"Heller's Law"-The first myth of management is that it exists.
"Osborne's Law"-Variables won't; constants aren't.
"Main's Law"-For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
"Weinberg's Second Law" -- If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed civilization.
