Ellen Degeneres virus
Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC
Monica Lewinsky virus
Sucks all the memory out of your computer
Titanic virus
Makes your whole computer go down
Disney virus
Everything in the computer goes Goofy
Mike Tyson virus
Quits after one byte
Prozac virus
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care
Sharon Stone virus
Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there.
Lorena Bobbit virus
Turns your hard disk into a floppy
Tim Allen virus
Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact
Woody Allen virus
Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card
Saddam Hussein virus
Won't let Jews into any of their programs
Tonya Harding virus
Turns your BAT files into lethal weapons
George Michaels virus
Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildup
Joey Buttafuoco virus
Only attacks minor files
X-files virus
All your Icons start shape shifting
Spice Girl virus
Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop
Ronald Reagan virus
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus
Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them
Sony Bono virus
Just when you get surfing the Web, a firewall appears out of no where
Martha Stewart virus
Takes all your files, sorts them by category, folds them into cute little doilies to be displayed on your desktop
Oprah Winfrey virus
Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus
Terminates and stays resident. But it will be back
