St peter gets fed up with standing at the pearly gates and giving or denying access to Heaven. He needs a break, so he noticed Jesus walking by and asked him to watch the front desk for a while.
Jesus said he would be happy to. Shortly, along comes an old man, shuffling slowly up to the desk. Jesus takes out form 85 JV280ii, ready to take down the necessary information.
"I'm looking for my son," the old man says.
"And who are you?" asks Jesus.
"I'm his father; well not really," say the old man.
"Where are you from?" asks Jesus.
"I'm from the Mediterranean Sea area," says the old man.
"What did you do in life?" asks Jesus.
"I was a carpenter," is the reply.
Jesus smiles because he can relate to this.
"Did you have any children?" he asks.
"Just one son, unlike any other child on earth."
Jesus looks closely at the old man, and asked, "Did anything unusual occur the night he came to you?"
"Yes! There was an incredibly brilliant star that lit up all the heavens."
"And does your son have holes in his hands and feet?" asked Jesus.
"He does" shouts the man.
Jesus throws down the form and held out his hands.
"Father"
The old man looked at Jesus with incredulous joy, "Pinocchio?????"
