A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one in the gutter. A cop pulled up and watched the man for a minute, then said to the guy, "I got to take you in pal, You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, Ociffer, are you really sure that I am drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure of it, you are really drunk." said the cop. "Let's go."
Breathing with a sign of relief, the drunk said, "Well Thank goodness, I thought I was a cripple."
