10. Does this come in children's sizes?
9. No thanks, just sniffing.
8. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
7. Mom will love this.
6. Oh the size won't matter, she's inflatable.
5. No need to wrap it, I'll eat it here.
4. Will you model this for me?
3. The Miracle what? This is better than world peace!
2. 45 bucks? You're just going to end up naked anyway!
And the number one thing that a man should not ever say out loud in a Victoria's Secret...
1. Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that.
