In what was at first believed to be a hoax perpetrated by disgruntled fans, the Edward Jones Dome in St. Louis was evacuated today for nearly two hours when one of the players, on the way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious-looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Martz immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called into investigate.
After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.