Classes for men at our local learning center for adults. Sign-up by September 25th.
NOTE: Due to the complex and difficult level of these courses, a maximum of 8 participants will be accepted for each!
TOPIC 1--How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide presentation
TOPIC 2 --The toilet paper roll - do they grow on the holders? Roundtable discussion
TOPIC 3 --Is it possible to urinate by lifting the seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub? Group Practice
TOPIC 4--Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics
TOPIC 5--The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video
TOPIC 6--Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other. Help-line support and support groups
TOPIC 7--Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming, "have you seen my . . . . ." Open forum.
TOPIC 8 -- Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics & audio tape
TOPIC 9 -- Real men ask for directions when lost -- actual testimonials
TOPIC 10 -- Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation
TOPIC 11 -- Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife. Online class and role playing
TOPIC 12 -- how to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
TOPIC 13 -- how to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates & calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered
Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors ... If there are any.