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Deaf Mute Wants To Play Through

A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder & a man handed him a card that read "I am a deaf mute. May I play through, please?"

The 1st man angrily gave the card back,and communicated that "no,he may NOT play through, and that his handicap did not give him such a right." The first man whacked the ball onto the green & left to finish the hole.

Just as he was about to put the ball into the hole he was hit in the head with a golf ball, laying him out cold. When he came to a few minutes later, he looked around & saw the deaf mute sternly looking at him,one hand on his hip, the other holding up 4 fingers.

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Submitted on: 5 February 1999 by Vicki Maupin
Joke ID: 1483

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