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Actor Doesn't Have Money For Rent


Long on egotism but short on cash, the young actor was trying to talk his impatient landlord into waiting for the rent. "In a few years," he said, "people will point to this apartment and say 'Jones the famous actor, once lived there.' "

"If I don't get my rent tonight," said the landlord, "they'll be able to say it tomorrow."


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Submitted on: 29 March 1999 by Mary Beth
Joke ID: 1962


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