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  • Did you hear about the baby seal that walked into a club?
  • A three legged dog walks into a bar, and says anybody seen my paw.
  • A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, why the long face.
  • A giraffe walks into a bar, and the bartender says one long neck coming right up.
  • A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar, and the bartender says, what is this some kind of joke.
  • A guy walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables, the bartender says don't start nothing.
  • A termite walks into a bar, and says is this bartender.

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Submitted on: 1 January 1900 by Crabby Ann
Joke ID: 2005


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