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NASA's Top 10 for John Glenn

Top Ten Changes at NASA to Accommodate 77 Year-Old John Glenn's Return to Space Aboard the Shuttle

10. All important devices now operated by the Clapper.
9. Shuttle's thermostat set at 80 degrees.
8. Roger Whittaker tapes played at nap-time.
7. "Early Bird" specials from Morrison's Cafeteria included on menu.
6. One monitor specifically designated for Matlock.
5. Little bowls of hard candy scattered randomly about the ship.
4. Top speed of shuttle set at 25 miles per hour.
3. Bumper sticker: "Ask me about my grandchildren".
2. Space pants now go up to armpits.
1. Left-blinker left on for entire mission.

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Submitted on: 10 February 1998 by Sitra
Joke ID: 194

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