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Baby Boomer Test

1. Name the Beatles, first and last names.
2. Finish this line: "Lions, and tigers, and bears ..." (2 words)
3. "Hey kids, what time is it?" (4 words)
4. What do M&M's do?
5. What helps build strong bodies 12 ways?
6. Before he was Mohammed Ali, before he was The Greatest, we knew him as ... (2 words)
7."You'll wonder where the yellow went, ..." (7 words)
8.Before he was the Skipper's little buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's best friend, ... (First and last names, and middle initial)
9."M-I-C...See ya real soon. K-E-Y..." (+5 letters)
10. A 'streaker' is someone who might run across campus wearing what?
11."Brylcream: ..." (6 words)
12.Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone .... (2 words)
13."I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder who ..." (6 words)
14."War, uh-huh, huh, yeah, what is it good for? ..." (2 words)
15.Where have all the flowers gone?
16.Superman, "disguised as Clark Kent, mild mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper, fights a never ending battle for truth,justice, and ..." (3 words)
17.Who came from the University of Alabama to become one of the greatest QB's in NFL history and appeared in a TV commercial wearing women's pantyhose? (But do you know his nickname!)
18."I'm Popeye the sailor man! I'm Popeye the sailor man! I'm strong to the finish ..." (5 words)
19.Who played Peter Pan before all these other imitators?
20.In "The Graduate," Benjamin Braddock (Dustin Hoffman) was advised about his future and told to consider one thing. What?
21.In 1962, a dejected politician, having lost a race for governor, announced his retirement and chastised the press saying, "Just think, you don't have ... to kick around any more." (2 words) And he lied!
22."Every morning at the mine you could see him arrive. He stood 6'6", weighed 245, kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip and everybody knew you didn't give no lip to ..." (2 words)
23.Where did Fats Domino find his thrill? (3 words)
24."Good night, Mrs. Calabash, ..." (3 words)
25."Good night, Chet. ..." (3 words)
26."Liar, liar, ..." (3 words) And it's not a Jim Carrey movie!
27."When it's least expected, you're elected. You're the star today! Smile! ..." (4 words)
28.Who put the bop in the bop she-bop she-bop? (Socratic answer required.)


1 John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Ringo Starr
2. Oh my!!
3. It's Howdy Doody time!!
4. Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
5. Wonder Bread
6. Casius Clay
7. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.
8. Maynerd G. Krebbs
9. Why? Because we like you. M-O-U-S-E
10.their birthday suit
11."a little dab will do ya"
12.over 30
13.who wrote the BOOK OF LOVE
14.absolutely nothin'
15.gone to young girls everyone
16.the American Way
17.Joe Namath (Broadway Joe)
18.cause I eats me spinach
19.Mary Martin
21.Dick Nixon
22.Big John
23.on Blueberry Hill.
24.wherever you are.
25.Good night, David
26.pants on fire
27.You're on Candid Camera!
28.Who put the ram in the ram a lama ding dong?

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Submitted on: 5 February 1999 by Vicki Maupin
Joke ID: 1475

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