One broom was, of course, the bride broom and the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.
The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!
IMPOSSIBLE !! Said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this?
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"