The kid says, "No, me no push-um outhouse off-um cliff."
The chief says, "Son, me tell-um you story of Great White Father, George Washington.
Many moons ago, when Great White Father was young boy, him chop-um down cherry tree.
Him father ask-um, 'Georgie, you chop-um down cherry tree?'
George say-um, 'Cannot tell lie, Father. Me chop-um down cherry tree.'
Him father say, 'Georgie bad, but Georgie honest, so he no get-um punishment.'
Now I ask-um you again...you push-um outhouse off-um cliff?"
The kid says, "Yes, Father, me push-um outhouse off-um cliff."
The Chief grabs the kid and beats the tar out of him.
The kid says, "Father, Great White Father tell truth and get-um off scott-free. I tell-um truth...why you beat-um tar out of me?"
The Chief says, "George Washington's father not in cherry tree when George chop-um down."
