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Mother's Logic


Things my mother taught me...

My Mother taught me LOGIC - like, "If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICINE - like, "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me ESP - "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE - "Where's your brother and don't talk with food in your mouth. Answer me!"

My Mother taught me HUMOR - "When that lawnmower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.


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Submitted on: 20 October 1998 by Ropa
Joke ID: 1111


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