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Halloween Funnies


Some early Halloween kids humor......(see why I need you to send me some??)

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts.

Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A: A BOO-logna sandwich.

Q: What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
A: Don't spook until your spooken to.

Q: What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?
A: An amoeboo!

Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
A: By blood vessels.

Q: Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
A: Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
A: He was repossessed.

Q: What do the birds sing on Halloween?
A: Twick or Tweet

Q: Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
A: It's good for the bones

Q: What was the witches favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling

Q: Why did the mummy call the doctor?
A: Because he was coffin

Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay

Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account?
A: At a blood bank

Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea

Q: What is Transylvania?
A: Dracula's terror-tory

Q: Where does dracula water ski?
A: On Lake Erie


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Submitted on: 29 January 1999 by Eddie Fritz
Joke ID: 1588


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