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The Best and Worst Country-Western Song Titles:
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
Mama Get A Hammer, (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
Please Bypass this Heart
You Done Tore Out My Heart, and Stomped that Sucker Flat
She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

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Submitted on: 17 August 1998 by Sitra
Joke ID: 622

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