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More Year 2000 Problems

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10. "99 Bottles of Beer" song gets stuck in an infinite loop.

9. At the stroke of midnight on 12/31/1999, Windows 99* turns back into DOS 1.0, the Pentium* V turns back into an 8088, and the Handsome User is left holding a beautiful glass mouse.

8. Internet Movie Database now lists "1901: A Space Odyssey"

7. Bob Dole's age erroneously listed with only two digits.

6. Sales of Coca-Cola(tm) jump drastically after original cocaine-laden formula becomes legal again.

5. Software engineers point out that since computers think it's almost 1900, we technically have to "party like it's 1899" (which, frankly, doesn't seem like that much fun).

4. Microsoft(tm) declares the year 1900 to be the new standard of the "Gatesian" Calendar.

3. Jesus shows up late for His Second Coming; blames it on COBOL programmers.

2. Using a computerized adoption service, Michael Jackson mistakenly takes home some octogenarians.

1. Unexpected demand for COBOL programmers results in severe personnel shortage at McDonald's(tm) restaurants.

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Submitted on: 20 October 1998 by Ropa
Joke ID: 1126

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