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Hilliary and a Fortune Teller


In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow.  Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.  She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.  She simply had to know.  She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.

"Will I be acquitted?"


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Submitted on: 15 September 1997 by The Salty Sailor
Joke ID: 64


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