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Loch Ness Monster And An Atheist

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness Monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air then opened its mouth to swallow both.

As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh my God help me!".

At once the ferocious attack scene froze in place. As the atheist hung in mid air, a booming voice came down from heaven... "I thought you didn't believe in me".

"Come on God give me a break," the man pleaded, "Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either"! The atheist continues, "God, please let the Loch Ness Monster be a Christian."

God replies,"So be it." The scene starts up again, the atheist is falling...

The Loch Ness Monster folds his claws together and says, "Lord bless this food you have so graciously provided."

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Submitted on: 1 February 1999 by Jennifer King
Joke ID: 1461

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