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God, Time, and Money

(man) God, How long is a million years to you?
(God) A mere second...

(man) How much is a million dollars?
(God) a mere cent

(man) Then could you give me a mere cent?
(God) Sure,.... just a second.

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Submitted on: 5 January 1999 by The Salty Sailor
Joke ID: 1332

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