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Dumb Patient


Patient: It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable.

Doctor: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?

Patient: I sure did. The bottle said "keep tightly closed."


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Submitted on: 29 January 1999 by Eddie Fritz
Joke ID: 1632


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