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A Man Runs Into A Lawyer


A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total-loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend, "What's happened to your car?"

"Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer."

"OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?"

"Well, I had to chase him all through the park."


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Submitted on: 29 January 1999 by Eddie Fritz
Joke ID: 1638


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