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Melting Lawyer

A lawyer was visiting a farmer on business, when he stepped out of his Mercedes in the farmyard he stepped into a cow dropping.

Looking down he cried "my god I'm melting!"

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Submitted on: 18 March 1999 by Ropa
Joke ID: 1864

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