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Pilot Has A Rough Landing


An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, give a smile, and a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline."

He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane.

She said, "Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?" "Why no" he said the pilot, "What is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land or were we shot down?"


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Submitted on: 4 August 1998 by Sitra
Joke ID: 579


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