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Dilbert's -Salary Theorem- states that -Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people.- This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
Since: Knowledge = Power,
then Knowledge = Work/Time,
and Time = Money,
then Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion:

The less you know, the more you make.


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Submitted on: 4 March 1999 by Stephanie Varga
Joke ID: 1754


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