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Consultant Jokes

Did you hear that the post office just recalled its latest stamps? They had pictures of consultants on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

A man walked into a consultant's office and inquired about the rates for a study.... "Well, we usually structure the project up front, and charge NULL,000 for three questions," replied the consultant. "Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man. "Yes," the consultant replied, "and what was your third question?"

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Submitted on: 16 December 1998 by Jake
Joke ID: 472

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